• It's not the cold, it's the wind.
• I wouldn't want to live in LA, I like seasons.
• If you don't like the weather, wait five minutes (mostly New England)
• Nor'Easter (no matter where the storm comes from).
• At least we don't get tornadoes (hmmm, really?), we get wind shear.
• Shoveling all that snow was horrible, it took the contractor a half-hour to clean up.
• Where's the rain / snow line now?
• We have six seasons - winter, mud, spring, summer, fall, Christmas.
• Is this an acorn year?
• Channel 6 says 4 inches, but channel 10 says 8 inches. Channel 3 says a coating to an inch. So I'll average them and it will snow 5 inches, but let me check channel 29 and The Weather Channel first.
• I never pay attention to weather forecasts, they're always wrong.
• A coating to an inch.
• Small stream flooding.
• the European model.
• Black ice.
• Teeming rain.
• Early dismissal.
• Two-hour delay.
• Code blue.
• Code red.
• It's not the heat, it's the...c'mon now, everybody together...humidity!
• If the earth is warming, why is it so damn cold outside!