I'm not a fan of bottled water (big waste of money, resources) but this ad is a riot:

In case you were wondering how the Associated Press plans to cover the MJ memorial, here is just part of what they have planned:

From a content perspective, the LIVE coverage will include at least six AP crews in LA as well as a series of additional camera locations. LIVE camera locations are expected to include: inside and outside the Staples Center, aerial coverage, Jackson Encino family home, Forest Lawn Memorial Park, fans gathered in various locations in LA and possibly other cities, various pool cameras.

When exactly was his last hit song?

Quote from a Dr. in a KYW-1060 story about a new weight loss program:

"Behavior modification is focusing on caloric restriction and improving and promoting physical activity through some cognitive restructuring with some patients to get them to identity and modify distorted thinking about food and activity and body image.”

Translation: "We need to convince people to eat less and exercise more to feel better about themselves."